'.the Reefback pulled a small but powerful handgun from out of its pocket.'ĭramatic music crescendos Kettle Drum joins '.was being stalked today by a mysterious Reefback.'
OK, I forgot to mention this part, you'll need like a string quartet and maybe a kettle drum to play dramatic music somewhere nearby but out of sight. 'Randee of the Redwoods, whom this reporter hates.'
OK, so what you do is.you get a job at the local newspaper.then you write the following story and you make sure Randee of the Redwoods reads it aloud on MTV.this last part is the tricky bit, I don't know if there are any tutorials available on YouTube.